At work I have a lot of time to think. When I work my mind floats endlessly through useless and random things like songs, dreams, people, etc. Since I am either chipping branches or mowing lawns I wear earplugs that enhance the fact that I am living in my mind...in a sense. So, over the course of this summer I have used my mind for evil. I have mostly made up songs and jokes. And here are some of the fruit of my labors:

Q: What do you get when you cross Keanu Reeves with a tree?

A: Keanu Leaves

Q: What did the guy say to the boxer when the boxer asked if he could drive his car?

A: Knock yourself out.

Q: What do you get when you cross Keanu Reeves with a shirt?

A: Keanu Sleeves

Yo momma is so stupid she put a ribbed condom on her head 'cause she thought it would protect her from being made fun of.

Q: What do you get when you cross Keanu Reeves with the wind?

A: Keanu Breeze

Q: What did the karate student say to the someone he knew as he passed him on the street?

A: Hi-ya

Q: What do you get when you cross Keanu Reeves with things he can't live without?

A: Keanu Needs

I'll post again when I think of more even though I know you don't want me to.